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Are 'ye brave??? Meow
Is 'ye wild??? Meow meow
Can 'ye handle the truth??? Meow
Are 'ye ready to rumble!?!?!?
Meow meow meowie!
Then scroll on down already. Meow!
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I iz wise cat from Egypt. Heed me purring purrs. Meow.
Now scroll on down already!
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Oh, by the way, get me a fresh fishie.
Meowie Meowie!!!
Scroll me friend!
DON'T STOP. Â KEEP SCROLLING. Â GET CLOSER TO MEÂ FELINE BEWITCHMENT! Â MEOW!
CLOSER!!!
AND HOZ ABOUT THEÂ FISHIE ALREADY!
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HEY MAN, ALONG WITH THE FISHIE, GET ME A SCRATCH ON ME OL' CHIN.
MEOW!
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HMMM, I LIKSIE WHAT I SEE IN AMAZING YOU. MEOW!
ME ANCIENT WISDOM SEZ YOU, YES YOU, OUGHTA SCROLL FURTHER DOWN.
SCROLLS DOWN!
DON'T STOP THE BODY ROCK!
MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!
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YAASSSS!!!
I LOVE WHO I SEE!
MEOW! UMMM, THE FISHIE ALREADY!
YOU HAVE WITHIN YOU ALL YOU NEED TO BE FREE AND WILD. YOU CAN DO IT!
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PEACE LOVE AND SOUL!!!
MEOW.
I IZ POWERFUL GATO!
I EATS FISH WHILE YOU SCROLL.
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CIAO MY PALS!
ALFRED GONZALES JR.
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